Everyone says that the breathtaking island of Santorini in the Cyclades is one of the most romantic places in the world, but I can’t really confirm that since I experienced it with my best gal pal La La La Lauren. Between spectacular views from the edge of the massive caldera to sunset dinners and our own in-room jacuzzi, we determined Santorini *might* be the perfect spot for a honeymoon, but since we were on a ro-tic (roMANtic, sans the MAN) girls’ getaway, we had to get creative to turn this lovers’ paradise into a BFF playground.
Here are 5 suggestions for creating your own anti-romantic Santorini itinerary.
1. Planking. What could be more anti-romance than halting a beautiful dinner overlooking the caldera to plank?
2. Visit Red Beach. Near the ancient ruins of Akrotiri, you’ll find this rocky, Mars-like beach. When we went it was super hot, we were sweaty & parched and disappointed to find that lounging comfortably on the “sand” was impossible because our bums were burning through our towels spread over the scalding hot rocks. Can you imagine trying to have a romantic picnic lunch while your tush is on fire? Not sexy. In high season, this popular attraction gets very crowded, making private canoodling a total no-go.
Donkey owner to us: “NO SCREAMING! SHHHH! NO PHOTOS!”
4. Ride the funicular. Lauren & I spent the entire 3-minute ride from Fira down to the port arguing over whether funicular was a word or not. Funicular = ridicular. Nothing romantic about that.
5. Scuba diving in the caldera. I’ve never been diving in a volcano crater before, and I probably never will again. It was a cool experience I guess, cool being the operative word. The water was so cold, I was shivering like mad the whole dive and there wasn’t much to see. In my book, frigid waters + blue lips = cranky Angie, not romantic Angie.
Santorini is romantic all right, but if you try hard enough, you can definitely leave the romance behind in favor of misadventures with your best gal pal. Good luck!
BAHAHAHA.
brilliant post my friend. brings back sooooo many ro-tic memories. i feel like we did a real good job of exploring the non-romantic side of Santorini. next time…rent those scary ATVs. Definitely not romantic.
xoxo,
La La La Lauren
Ro-tic is the new black.
Well I went to Santorini with my mom, so I too can attest it is the perfect place for a non romantic holiday! Wish I had had time to check out Red Beach and diving, guess I will have to return!
Yes! Next time! I know there will be a next time for me… I just loved Greece so so much!
Who needs men? I also went to Greece with a girlfriend. Men are so dense — sometimes I get more swept away in the beauty of a place with my girls. You’re hilarious!
Abby – I have to agree. Something about traveling alone and/or with gals that makes me pay more attention to the scenery instead of silly fellas. Thank you for reading!
RO-TIC love it!
but I think there is too much ro-tic in my life 🙁 sigh hahaha
I love the planking, I have yet to catch on to this craze but it is now a must do on my next trip. Also you are making me want to go to Greece so bad right now!! 🙂
Definitely try to incorporate planking ASAP. I felt like an idiot the first time I did it, but they’re some of my favorite pictures from the road this year.
As for all the ro-tic-ness… there’s a whole lot in my life now, too. Hoping the ideal traveling man will eventually turn ro-tic into ro-MAN-tic, but we’ll see!
Hahaha, the first photo caught me by surprise and made me burst out laughing!
I enjoy planking just a little too much, I think =)
You could also try taking a boat trip out to the hot springs and having to tow a three-year-old 300 metres through open sea. That was a successful romance killer for me.
How did I forget to include that?! Nothing romantic about that stinky hot spring. Was your swimsuit covered in rust afterward? Pretty icky!
Ever since Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, I’ve always wanted to ride a donkey up the winding cobblestone paths of a Grecian island (any of them). Though having ridden a fair number of camels in my lifetime, I’m guessing it’s far more glamorous in theory?
YES. I am starting to comprehend that there’s nothing glamorous about riding animals. They stink. They’re bumpy. And they all seem to hate me.
I laughed so hard while reading this post. You have a great writing style, it is really engaging. I will definitely be returning (by the way – I will be traveling solo to Santorini, so it will also be far from roMANtic :D)
Thanks, Chanel! I hope your trip is more roMANtic than mine =)