First things first – this post is about what to wear in Egypt, and is mostly for (cue: Beyonce) all the Western ladies. (reprise: All the Western ladies)
Having recently returned from two almost perfect weeks in Egypt, I can confirm that this is one destination where there’s an obvious difference in treatment of men vs. women.
If I were a boy (Beyonce, get out of my head today, gees!), my experience would’ve been different and I probably wouldn’t have gotten groped in a gas station bathroom at 4 a.m. (More about that story later.) For now, bear with me, fellas.
Like anyone who watched the news last spring, I was pretty concerned about traveling to post-revolution Egypt.
The protests had seriously just died down and a very precarious peace was in place, so I was extra careful in my planning. As a result, I took two big steps based on my pre-trip research.
Y’all know I mostly travel solo, and that’s worked for me so far. For Egypt, I went a different route and traveled with On the Go Tours in a large group. It’s one of the best decisions I made all year. Regardless of what we were wearing, the touts, taxi drivers and beggars shouted at us from the moment we left the hotel until the moment we got on the bus.
Going off for lunch with a group of five girls was quite funny at times - you won’t believe some of the things that locals said to us. However, had I attempted to grab lunch by myself, I’d have been intimidated by the attention and the men following me down the street singing songs about my glorious behind (their words, not mine!), and would probably have spent much of my holiday hiding out in my hotel room.
Egypt is predominantly Muslim, so conservative dress is the standard. I wanted to blend in… as much as a short, curvy, green-eyed white girl can blend in, in Egypt, so I did some research on what to wear in Egypt before I arrived. I packed a very specific wardrobe consisting of dark sunglasses, wide-brimmed hats, long skirts, gauzy tops and linen pants.
Being modestly dressed didn’t stop the all hassling, not by a long shot, but it did keep some of the attention off of me.
There were plenty of girls parading around in outfits that shouldn’t be seen outside Atlantic City that helped as well.
Listen – I get it. It feels like the surface of the sun when you’re tutting around Giza, and no one wants to wear head-to-toe garb while camel-riding through the sweltering desert. I also get that Western women are powerful, and equal, we do whatever we want, we don’t need a husband, and no one’s the boss of us. That’s pretty much my current life motto. But here’s what’s up… we’re not in Kansas anymore.
It’s Egypt, and the same rules we’re used to just don’t apply.
In many Middle Eastern countries, to varying degrees, an uncovered woman signals to men that she is open to attention and flirtation, if not full-on open for business, if you get my drift. Consider for a moment what a flash of careless side boob does to a man who mostly comes into contact with women who don’t even show their faces? It’s like porn came to life and is walking around their historic sites. WALKING PORNOGRAPHY.
You can’t be that mad at them for chasing you down, passionately hollering, “Oh, baby, it hurts me so bad when you walk away! How many camels?! I love you! SHAKIRA, come back to me!”
Here’s some more context. A lot of these guys have experience with three Western women – Britney Spears, Shakira and Jennifer Lopez. So if we’re rocking up to the Valley of the Kings with lacy hot pink underpants peeking out of booty shorts, just like a certain princess of pop we all know,
that’s part of the reason they expect us to drop it like it’s hot and pole dance at the first ever-so-charming comment they hurl our way.
If you don’t follow the established cultural clothing cues, you’re going to be hassled like never before. I’m not saying their culture is wrong and ours is right. There once was a time in the Western world when women could bend over in a dress and not treat the whole room to a trip to London and France, now I can’t go to church in the US without seeing bras and cleavage all over the place. Regardless, when deciding what to wear in Egypt, just remember this phrase, “This ain’t a KFC.” (So leave your breasts & thighs at home.)
I heard several girls say, “Well, I don’t care if it offends them, I’m wearing what I want.”
If you insist on dressing your way, either Western-style where no imagination is required or Egypt-style with your uber-sexy forearms and suggestive clavicles out and proud, just be prepared. You can play the feminist card and not play by those rules, and that’s your own choice, but at least know what you’re getting into.
And don’t be offended when you get treated like a prostitute. It’s their country and their rules.
In my opinion, someone (dear Egyptian Tourism – it’s ME!) needs to conduct a seminar for all the men in Egypt on how to interact with Western tourists. I guarantee I would’ve spent many more Egyptian pounds at souvenir stands if I hadn’t been so intimidated by the catcalls and the too-close-for-comfort touts. As a result of the harassment, I bought one, yes, ONE, souvenir in Egypt, and that was a necklace I got for about $5 from a 10-year-old boy on a boat.
What Not To Wear On Holiday In Egypt
Shorts | You might not look like a lady of the night if you’re barely showing ankle in some sexy capri pants, but even that’s a stretch. Shorts should probably be left at home – especially if your butt peeks out the back end of your favorite pair. Booty shorts-wearers may as well have a “For Rent by the Hour” sign around their neck. Exception: if you’re planning on a few days sailing the Nile on a felucca, or heading to Dahab to dive or for seaside adventures in Sharm el Sheikh, then modest shorts should be fine. Swimsuits and God forbid, theme park casual attire, are best saved for trips to Orlando.
Visible undergarments | I mean thongs and bra straps, people! If your underjunk pops out when you bend over to retrieve your suitcase from the carousel, you are dressed poorly for the environment you’re about to enter.
Low-cut tops | Leave some room for the imagination, and keep the twins sequestered. You can usually get away with short-sleeved shirts and even modest tank tops in the most tourist-heavy spots, but bring a scarf or shawl to cover up in markets, restaurants and on public streets.
What to Wear on Holiday in Egypt
- Long flowing skirts & maxi dresses
- Long sleeve or 3/4 length shirts in gauzy fabrics
- Tops that cover the collar bones and arms
- Loose linen pants
- Bring a shawl or scarf to cover up
It’s important to note a few things.
1. Not ALL Egyptian men are going to harass you. I made some ADORABLE, polite male friends while I was there and I didn’t have any discomfort as a Western woman in their company.
2. Just because you’re dressed appropriately doesn’t mean you’re not going to get hassled. Keep your head down and avoid making eye contact with touts, as that can be seen as encouragement. Don’t get sucked into the trap of chatting or accepting a gift someone tries to place in your hand. That happened to me and I had to be smuggled out of Queen Hatshepsut’s tomb secret-service style. (By two handsome Australian guys… so it wasn’t all bad!)
And as I mentioned, I did have an unfortunate groping incident at a gas station in the middle of the night somewhere on the Sinai Peninsula. We were in the midst of an 18 hour bus ride, just stopping for a potty break. It took me a second to really wake up so I was not with the rest of the group when I entered the restroom. Despite being appropriately dressed, I guess the bathroom attendant just thought I need a good middle of the night groping, so he obliged. Lucky for him, I was still too groggy to beat the sense back into him, and an international incident was narrowly averted.
3. Western women just passing through Egypt only get a glimpse of what it’s like to live in a culture where women are oppressed. Check out these articles for some insight on what’s been going on since the revolution.
Coming soon… a post on the crazy things I heard while walking around in Egypt.